"I FINANCED MY NODS WITH AFFIRM" BUMPER STICKER

Flex Harder. Pay Slower. Night Vision Not Included.

Let the world know your priorities are dialed in — even if your bank account isn't. This 3” x 11.5” gloss-finished bumper sticker proudly proclaims your financially-questionable commitment to tactical superiority. Whether you actually financed your NODs or just want to troll the gear bois at the range, this one hits.

Printed on matte, outdoor-rated vinyl with bold, eye-catching colors and crisp detail. It’s waterproof, UV-resistant, and built to last longer than your Affirm loan term.

FEATURES:

• Dimensions: 3" x 11.5" – standard bumper size

• Printed on Matte, outdoor-rated vinyl

• Waterproof and UV-resistant for long-term durability

• Slaps hard on cars, gun safes, pelican cases, or your broke buddy's laptop

• Perfect parody for gear nerds, range bros, and meme lords

Pay for your NODs later. Flex your shame now.
Made in Virginia Beach, VA